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After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler ..."Seamus ... that'll block the wind for you." So Paddy took Seamus' advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again.
After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. "Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?
I was over at Molly's house, dancin' with the lovely lass, when her father walked in." "An' old Master Callahan is thinkin' that dancin' is an evil thing, cured by a black eye, is that it? The old man's deaf, an' couldn't hear th' music."It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. " "Well, Paddy my lad," said Seamus, "why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back ...He was...well, stud is probably the best description. He was determined to salvage what he could of his dignity.He went to his doctor, and told the doc that he couldn't stand his sex life like this any more; he wanted to be castrated.Arriving at the scene, he turned off the water with a sigh, and replaced the faucet washer, ending the emergency.The lady was nice-looking, and lonely to boot, so before long Sean was helping her to heat up the bedroom.